Thoughts and Quotes

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with ~ Marty Feldman

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly ~ Robert F. Kennedy

The Poem of True Friendship

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much w orse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my ass off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
b ut only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
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