Snowman Humor

FROSTY IN BEDYou: Fun, outdoors type, open-minded. Me: Inanimate snowman. I dislike head games, smokers, dogs and temperate climates.
RECENTLY DIVORCEDSWM, Jewish, mid-40s, over 5’, overeducated. I love children. Sense of humor a must as I wear a bucket. Only serious reply.I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
Some kids just built me on the corner of Cherry & Cabrini Blvd. and ran away. What else can I say? I'm as surprised as you are.

WHO ARE YOU KIDDINGEveryday I notice you staring at me on your way to work. This game has gone on long enough. C’mon baby, hit me with a snowball. We both know you want to.

I found these on the History of the Snowman website and couldn't stop laughing, so I thought I'd share with you all!!